傍晚搞笑发朋友圈的句子(傍晚发的朋友圈文案)

1.
"I
just
brushed
my
teeth
and
now
I
can't
stop
drooling
like
a
Saint
Bernard. "
【#DroolGoals】

2.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
【#FoodHumor】

3.
"I
finally
found
the
perfect
pillow
for
a
good
night's
sleep-
it's
called
'my
desk'. "
【#WorkFromHomeProblems】

4.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
skydiving
is
not
for
you. "
【#LameJokes】

5.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. "
【#MarriedLife】

6.
"I
used
to
have
a
handle
on
life,
but
now
it
seems
like
it's
broken. "
【#LifeHumor】

7.
"Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well. "
【#FruitJokes】

8.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
giving
my
ideas
time
to
marinate. "
【#WriterLife】

9.
"I
tried
to
catch
some
fog
earlier,
but
I
mist. "
【#WeatherJokes】

10.
"Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field. "
【#FarmHumor】

11.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【#RelationshipHumor】

1
2.
"Why
did
the
bike
fall
over?
Because
it
was
two
tired. "
【#TransportationJokes】

1
3.
"I
just
realized
I
haven't
had
coffee
in
two
days.
I've
been
speaking
in
cursive
and
my
eyes
are
twitching. "
【#CoffeeAddict】

1
4.
"Weighing
the
pros
and
cons
of
taking
a
nap
vs.
pretending
to
be
productive. "
【#ProductivityStruggles】

1
5.
"Why
did
the
golfer
wear
two
pairs
of
pants?
In
case
he
got
a
hole
in
one. "
【#SportsJokes】

1
6.
"Saying
'I'm
not
a
morning
person'
is
just
a
polite
way
of
saying
'I'd
rather
be
sleeping'. "
【#MorningHumor】

1
7.
"I
tried
to
make
a
belt
out
of
watches
once,
but
it
was
a
waist
of
time. "
【#FashionJokes】

1
8.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything. "
【#ScienceHumor】

1
9.
"I've
decided
I'm
not
old,
I'm
just
chronologically
gifted. "
【#AgingGracefully】

20.
"Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide. "
【#KidJokes】